Episodes

Tuesday May 19, 2020
#164 - Cannabalistic Humanoid Underwater Construction
Tuesday May 19, 2020
Tuesday May 19, 2020
How do you go about building underwater? Whether it's a dam, a bridge, or a Chunnel (not a C.H.U.D., you have to figure out how to remove water from where water wants to be. So how do you manage that? Find out on this week's episode. We also talk about the news and stuff, but I've closed that document and don't feel like finding it again. Enjoy!

Monday May 11, 2020
#163 - Oh the humanity! The Story of the Hindenburg
Monday May 11, 2020
Monday May 11, 2020
We all know how the story ends, but how did it begin, and how did it all culminate in one fateful 30-second explosion? And can I get the Hindenburg radio guy to read all my news stories? Find out this week! In the news: Billy Michell and his Donkey Kong record, X Æ A-12, visiting shy eels, the Portland Naked Bike ride may or may not be happening, and an underwear-clad hero jumps aboard a moving semi to drink wine straight out of the trailer. Enjoy!

Tuesday May 05, 2020
#162 - Holograms
Tuesday May 05, 2020
Tuesday May 05, 2020
This week we dive into the strange world of holograms. How do they work? How do you create them? And how do they differ from regular photography or filmmaking? Well, the short answer is "lasers," and the long answer is just listening to the full show. We also talk murder hornets, people getting hit by meteorites, quarantining at Disney, and the exciting world of Teledildonics. Enjoy!

Tuesday Apr 28, 2020
#161 - MKULTRA, the CIA, and Mind Control
Tuesday Apr 28, 2020
Tuesday Apr 28, 2020
Sometimes the conspiracy theories are true. Sort of. MKULTRA was a real CIA operation meant to study the effects of different kinds of drugs and psychological interferences that could lead to mind control. Developed in hopes for use in Cold War spy espionage, the program was eventually discovered and confirmed by 20,000 documents that survived a CIA purge because they were misfiled. It's a fascinating (and terrifying) look at some of the secret ways our government acts. Also discussed: Hubble's 30th anniversary, smart toilets who read your "anal print," rocket launcher-fired drones, MAD Magazine's Mort Drucker passes away, and panda bears get it on. Enjoy!

Tuesday Apr 07, 2020
#160 - Never Forget
Tuesday Apr 07, 2020
Tuesday Apr 07, 2020
This week we walk down memory lane, as we find out the tips, tricks, and techniques of people who compete in the World Memory Championships. We also learn how Todd shouldn't place his mic where he did, because there are a lot of popped P's and exhales into the mic. Sorry. We also discuss more covid updates, Alex Jones loses again, and a man pulled over for letting his dog drive at 100mph down the freeway.

Monday Mar 23, 2020
#159: War of Wikipedia 4!
Monday Mar 23, 2020
Monday Mar 23, 2020
War of Wikipedia™ is back! Join Mark and Todd as they go head-to-head to find our who has the most fascinating and entertaining short Wikipedia entries in 7 different categories, and are judged by none other than the Unipiper himself! Who wins? Who loses? IT ALL COMES DOWN TO THIS! Sort of. I mean, not really, but whatever.

Monday Mar 16, 2020
#158 - Random Programming
Monday Mar 16, 2020
Monday Mar 16, 2020
How do you program something to be random? Doesn't that take the randomness out? This week we take a look at some different ways machines and computers are able to produce random results. We also learn why people hoard toilet paper, and discuss Bill Gates leaving Microsoft, Japan's new weapons, and more. Enjoy the randomness!

Tuesday Mar 10, 2020
#157 - Behind the Smile: The Mona Lisa Story
Tuesday Mar 10, 2020
Tuesday Mar 10, 2020
The Mona Lisa is the most well-known piece of art on earth, and is the painting most people think of when thinking of "art" in general. But why? Is it the best? How did it happen that it became the universal symbol of popular, great art? Find out on this week's episode! In our news segment: CRISPR vs. blindness, coronavirus fallout, a tribute to NotNerd, and much more.Smile! You'll love it!
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Tuesday Mar 03, 2020
#156 - MaxiMini Show
Tuesday Mar 03, 2020
Tuesday Mar 03, 2020
On this episode we take a look at the start Betelgeuse, which has been behaving in a manner that indicates it may be at the end of its life cycle. It's a mini topic, but we've got plenty of other news, plus Tips On How To Not Look Old, the Unipiper, and more.

Tuesday Feb 25, 2020
#155 - When Beta Tried To Be Alpha
Tuesday Feb 25, 2020
Tuesday Feb 25, 2020
There was much more to the home video format wars of the late 1970s and early 80s than most know. And what most people know about it is probably wrong: for instance, porn or image quality had nothing to do with it. So what did? This week we go behind the fight between Sony and JVC over home video supremacy.
All that and an extensive conversation about the documentary "Paris is Burning," Madonna's 50th #1 hit, facial recognition security, and more. Be kind, rewind!